Total Medals Earned: 593 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,455 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/65 points)
Beat all beginner missions.
Beat all easy missions.
Beat all medium missions.
Beat all hard missions.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/185 points)
Complete the game
Collect all the gold
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 3/14 (35/260 points)
killed by spearmen
drop from 5 meters height
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by an explosion
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 10/12 (300/500 points)
Defeat Team Henchmen.
Defeat Team Armormen.
Defeat Team Armor-X-men.
Defeat Team Gunslingermen.
Defeat Team Maskedmen.
Defeat Team Swordsmen.
Defeat Team Snipermen.
Defeat Team Goldmen.
Defeat Team Epicmen.
Defeat Team Jedimen.
Reach Level 20.
Defeat all 10 teams.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (35/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 9/16 (245/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Smash EVERYTHING.
Push the hardest.
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Best your friend.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 26/26 (500/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)